Saturday, July 18, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Friends again
So Magic Pants emailed me back to let me know that the liduid body wash is back in stock.
I replied with the following message. I'm still waiting on a reply for this email. I'll send it when I get it. Hey Thunder Dolphin – Just wanted to follow up and let you know that our body wash spiced pepper is back in stock on the site now. It took a bit longer than expected, but it is available now. Thanks again – look forward to hearing from you soon. Enjoy!
Cheers,
Magic Pants
Thanks for the email. I appreciate it since I take my Spiced Pepper very seriously. I will be purchasing it in liquid form after the bars run out. I'm already done with one bar and my ruggedness has vastly increased to mythological levels. The very same day my first bar was finished unleashing it's awesome power unto me I got into a scuffle with Paul Bunion. Suffice it to say, he cried like a little girl. He swore that it was the peppery smell that made his eyes tear up, but we all know it was the Chuck Norris Esq beating I just laid upon him. I owe it all to Spiced Pepper! Now, thanks to your product, Bear Grylls calls ME for survival advice! Well, I have to go put another coat of the gods pepper on my chiseled body. Thanks again! Super-humanly awesome,Thunder Dolphin
P.S. did you know that (not unlike Mr. Norris) when I take a shower I do not get wet, instead, the water gets Thunder Dolphin'ed!
I replied with the following message. I'm still waiting on a reply for this email. I'll send it when I get it. Hey Thunder Dolphin – Just wanted to follow up and let you know that our body wash spiced pepper is back in stock on the site now. It took a bit longer than expected, but it is available now. Thanks again – look forward to hearing from you soon. Enjoy!
Cheers,
Magic Pants
Thanks for the email. I appreciate it since I take my Spiced Pepper very seriously. I will be purchasing it in liquid form after the bars run out. I'm already done with one bar and my ruggedness has vastly increased to mythological levels. The very same day my first bar was finished unleashing it's awesome power unto me I got into a scuffle with Paul Bunion. Suffice it to say, he cried like a little girl. He swore that it was the peppery smell that made his eyes tear up, but we all know it was the Chuck Norris Esq beating I just laid upon him. I owe it all to Spiced Pepper! Now, thanks to your product, Bear Grylls calls ME for survival advice! Well, I have to go put another coat of the gods pepper on my chiseled body. Thanks again! Super-humanly awesome,Thunder Dolphin
P.S. did you know that (not unlike Mr. Norris) when I take a shower I do not get wet, instead, the water gets Thunder Dolphin'ed!
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
My crazy friends
This is a real email conversation between a friend of mine and a very patient customer service representative. For privacy reasons I have changed the names of my friend and the customer service representative to "Thunder Dolphin" and "Magic Pants."
Dear EMJ,First off, I'd like to say that I love the body was products. Great smells and what not. But is spiced pepper ever going to be available at the stores again? I purchased some last year and I haven't been able to find it at [name of store edited out] since, plus everytime I go to your website, it's out of stock. It's my favorite body wash ever! I love the smell of pepper! Sometimes I'll shove pepper corns in a bar of soap... but it's not the same EMJ! It's not the same!!!!!! Just wondering if I'll ever get to smell like a rugged pepper farmer anymore (the chicks dig pepper farmers).
Cordially, Thunder Dolphin
P.S. seriously though, that's some good body wash. I just purchased a couple of bars from the website but I prefer the liquid kind.
Hey Thunder Dolphin – Thanks for writing to us – glad to hear you love the body wash products! Unfortunately, [name of store edited out] isn’t going to be carrying the spiced pepper body wash in the near future. We will have this product back in stock on our website in about a week or so. Sorry for the wait. I can shoot you an email letting you know when we get some more of it so you can get back to the rugged pepper farmer smell right away. Have you tried any other products of ours besides the body wash?
Thanks again!
Cheers,
Magic Pants
Dear Magic Pants, Thanks I appreciate it. If you could send an email my way when it is back in stock that would be great! I have tried some of the other products. Actually around Christmas time, I bought one of the gift packs (cedarwood I beleive) which I really liked. I'm actually using the ceradwood body wash (at this very moment... I'm a multi-tasker) until I get that spiced pepper!
Thanks again
Thunder Dolphin
Hey Thunder Dolphin
That’s hilarious that you can multi-task so effectively. Glad you liked the cedarwood gift set too. I’ll be sure to let you know when we get the spiced pepper back. Talk to you later.
Cheers, Magic Pants
Dear Magic Pants, I just received my body wash bars of Spiced Pepper and, upon opening the box, sprouted a full beard, also my chest hair became thicker. After what can only be described as the most manly shower in history, I am confident that your product has increased my manliness ten-fold. Thanks and keep up the good work. I'm going to go chop down a tree with my bare hands then maybe wrestle a bear and punch a shark in the face.
Thanks again!
Ruggedly,
Thunder Dolphin
Hey Thunder Dolphin – That is awesome! Of course we don’t encourage bear wrestling or punching sharks (goes along with our no animal testing policy), but what you do in your spare time is completely up to you I guess. Either way, that’s great to hear that you really like the spiced pepper bars and that your manliness has increased ten-fold. Be sure to tell your friends about EMJ and we will talk to you soon.
Cheers,
Magic Pants
Dear EMJ,First off, I'd like to say that I love the body was products. Great smells and what not. But is spiced pepper ever going to be available at the stores again? I purchased some last year and I haven't been able to find it at [name of store edited out] since, plus everytime I go to your website, it's out of stock. It's my favorite body wash ever! I love the smell of pepper! Sometimes I'll shove pepper corns in a bar of soap... but it's not the same EMJ! It's not the same!!!!!! Just wondering if I'll ever get to smell like a rugged pepper farmer anymore (the chicks dig pepper farmers).
Cordially, Thunder Dolphin
P.S. seriously though, that's some good body wash. I just purchased a couple of bars from the website but I prefer the liquid kind.
Hey Thunder Dolphin – Thanks for writing to us – glad to hear you love the body wash products! Unfortunately, [name of store edited out] isn’t going to be carrying the spiced pepper body wash in the near future. We will have this product back in stock on our website in about a week or so. Sorry for the wait. I can shoot you an email letting you know when we get some more of it so you can get back to the rugged pepper farmer smell right away. Have you tried any other products of ours besides the body wash?
Thanks again!
Cheers,
Magic Pants
Dear Magic Pants, Thanks I appreciate it. If you could send an email my way when it is back in stock that would be great! I have tried some of the other products. Actually around Christmas time, I bought one of the gift packs (cedarwood I beleive) which I really liked. I'm actually using the ceradwood body wash (at this very moment... I'm a multi-tasker) until I get that spiced pepper!
Thanks again
Thunder Dolphin
Hey Thunder Dolphin
That’s hilarious that you can multi-task so effectively. Glad you liked the cedarwood gift set too. I’ll be sure to let you know when we get the spiced pepper back. Talk to you later.
Cheers, Magic Pants
Dear Magic Pants, I just received my body wash bars of Spiced Pepper and, upon opening the box, sprouted a full beard, also my chest hair became thicker. After what can only be described as the most manly shower in history, I am confident that your product has increased my manliness ten-fold. Thanks and keep up the good work. I'm going to go chop down a tree with my bare hands then maybe wrestle a bear and punch a shark in the face.
Thanks again!
Ruggedly,
Thunder Dolphin
Hey Thunder Dolphin – That is awesome! Of course we don’t encourage bear wrestling or punching sharks (goes along with our no animal testing policy), but what you do in your spare time is completely up to you I guess. Either way, that’s great to hear that you really like the spiced pepper bars and that your manliness has increased ten-fold. Be sure to tell your friends about EMJ and we will talk to you soon.
Cheers,
Magic Pants
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